Ok, so totally has nothing to do with the title, except that not only did he go to the grocery with me, he decided to take out the trash for me! :) Such a nice guy! He's done it before, so props to him for continuing to when he is over at my place, after being together a year and a half lol
Let me quickly preface this by one of my HUGE fears living where I am. My building is right near the dumpster. Right behind my garage in fact! And it's got a lot of trees etc, kind of creepy. I RARELY take the garbage out at night when it's dark. It's scary and every slasher movie comes to mind, so I'll wait till the morning or take it right after work, if it's that bad. ANYWAY, lol, so last night, Matt being the gentleman he can be
You probably know where this is going. Matt doesn't take out the garbage much by himself, we'll usually take it if we take Max for a walk or go together, so the whole keys disapearing into a delicious garbage pile of yumminess, is not one of his reoocuring nightmares. Truth be told, I even thought before he walked out the door to be careful with the keys! BITE MY TONGUE, I should have said it!
Anyway, my gentleman
He jumped out like a ninja and was probably more relieved he didn't die in the horror stories of stupid anitcs. I've never seen someone rush inside and get in the shower so quickly, but believe me, I was thankful that was the first thing he thought to do haha Cause wow...I was not gonna snuggle up next to a guy who'd just been playing inside of a dumpster! I think that kept his adrenaline up for his drive home lol
I immediately pulled out the bleach and shocked those keys like it was nobodies business! They were surprisingly not covered in disgusting garbage juices, which I was very thankful for...
Anyway, I had to share and I am pretty sure I told him right after, that this story would be on my blog! haha Here you go darlin'! You are now the famous dumpster diver!!
Oh, and as nice as it is that you offer to take out the garbage?? I think I'll get it from here on out :) It can wait till the morning daylight, when my keys are secure in my car or when I have both hands free; one to hold the garbage and toss it in, and the other to hold my keys
I know it wasn't too funny last night, but at least we have another silly memory together!